“do you think buttholes are da same? can you travval threw a butthole and in up in anotha daminsion?” textsfrombennett: Guess who found one of Bennett’s diaries? :) View high resolution

“do you think buttholes are da same? can you travval threw a butthole and in up in anotha daminsion?”

textsfrombennett:

Guess who found one of Bennett’s diaries? :)

(Reblogged from textsfrombennett)
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Piracy—particularly among adults with disposable income—is rarely about getting stuff for free so you don’t have to pay for it. It’s about getting stuff, period, that you know exists but aren’t allowed access to. Knicks games. European or Canadian TV series. Movies/shows at a particular quality level or release time. Whatever. Artificial barriers from media companies will be defeated by piracy, always and forever.

The smart companies will figure out a way to profit from demand. (I’ve paid quite a bit of money out of pocket, in addition to my cable bill, to stream MLB/Cubs games and full Tour de France stages the past few years. And I’m happy to do it: The product is great!) The dumb ones will whine about piracy.
Dan Frommer, ‘Linsanity’ Is Money For MSG, And: Why Grownups Steal
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Again, since it is apparently difficult for some people to understand: We are not talking about going into churches and demanding people take birth control when they don’t want to. We’re not talking about going into churches at all, for that matter. We’re talking about large employers, colleges and hospitals, and stating that their religious beliefs do not trump employment laws or the rights of their employees, many of whom are not even of the religion in question. Want to form a church? You can believe whatever you want, and act however you want. Oppress women, be bigoted against brown people, whatever floats your ark. Want to be an employer? Then certain rules apply. You have to provide a minimum wage, you can’t chain people to their workstations, you have to have sufficient bathrooms, and if you provide them healthcare you have to provide it in a non-discriminatory fashion to both men and women, and without religious dogma attached. It’s a simple concept. A college is not a church. A hospital is not a church. Putting a big cross outside doesn’t allow you to treat your employees however you want regardless of the law, and America is very roundly screwed if that ever becomes the case.
Hunter, Employer birth-control ‘exemptions’ are a phony issue

(Source: sanelyeccentric)

(Reblogged from coopergriggs)
But of course a patriarchal society can’t recognize that! And big surprise a belief system based on fantasy can’t see factual evidence as being relevant… motherjones: Who’s using birth control? Oh, right, almost every single woman in America. View high resolution

But of course a patriarchal society can’t recognize that!

And big surprise a belief system based on fantasy can’t see factual evidence as being relevant…

motherjones:

Who’s using birth control? Oh, right, almost every single woman in America.

(Reblogged from tpmmedia)
The Oxford Comma

The Oxford Comma

muppet-madison:

I don’t think that Sarah Silverman gets nearly enough lady hero love.

I’m not sure if it is because she wore pigtails well into her 30s or if it is because society frowns upon those who consistently wear cargo pants but nevertheless, Sarah deserves the praise and admiration that is flanked on to the other modern ladies of comedy in today’s world.

I think that there is a huge misconception about Sarah— that she is this loud, crude, rowdy and vulgar girl— but that really isn’t the case at all. I used to proclaim that I didn’t like her but the truth of the matter was, I didn’t know a single thing about her.

The fact is, Sarah Silverman is a lot more than just vagina jokes and baseball tees. She is a deeply interesting person who smart and quick and has been around for a long time. Her fellow comics are constantly singing her praises saying that she is one of the biggest supporters and perpetuators of aspiring comedians and writers in the industry today. 

I would love for more people to appreciate her. And for everyone to know just how neat of a person she is. If you would like to learn more about Sarah and/or your ears are just looking to have a good time, I cannot recommend these two episodes of podcast fabulousness enough: You Made it Weird #9 and Comedy Death Ray, ep. 52. 

Thank you and good day to you, mon ami.

(Reblogged from comedynerdsunited)
funnyordie: Prop 8 Overturned: The Funniest Signs Supporting Gay Marriage Remember that ruling that deprived human beings of basic rights? It’s been overturned. Let’s celebrate with some of the funniest pro-gay marriage signs. View high resolution

funnyordie:

Prop 8 Overturned: The Funniest Signs Supporting Gay Marriage

Remember that ruling that deprived human beings of basic rights? It’s been overturned. Let’s celebrate with some of the funniest pro-gay marriage signs.

(Reblogged from funnyordie)
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I’m human, in other words, and humans often react in ways beneath them—until they try a little harder.
Brent Simmons
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Did you know that the clitoris is a holy, sacred thing? ♪

“Tomorrow Is A Latter Day”, The Book Of Mormon

God I love this soundtrack so much… every time I listen it puts a smile on my face! I so cannot wait to see this show again.