George Carlin
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Duly noted.
How You Will Get Hurt at Burning Man // by Good.is
With Buring Man just around the corner, it’s time to look back at what’s happened in the past so you can be better prepared.
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This is what high-end smartphones looked like in 2007:
Smartphones were an established consumer-electronics market with devices that people thought were pretty cool, but often frustrating and with serious shortcomings and design flaws.
Then this happened:
I so want a cat!
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Mississippi didn’t ratify the 19th amendment granting women the right to vote until 1984, over sixty years after it was added to the Constitution. Way to go Mississippi; keep it classy!
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I am so very sad I will miss this show. I fear it will be epic…
Remember 4 years ago when Chris Gethard got Daryll Strawberry to come to the UCB Training Center to give a motivational speech?
Do you remember tonight when Chris Gethard kicked ass in his new show BIG LAKE on Comedy Central?
Want a 3rd memory? Go to the Telethon of Shame, August 28th Midnight @ UCB Theatre and watch a shit load of weird shit happen that will raise money for The March of Dimes.
Even if you can’t make it, you can still donate! Right now we have a lock box at the UCB Theatre Box office. Just bring a sealed envelope with your money in it, and write on the outside of the envelope what stunt you want the money to go towards.
There are 4 big ticket stunts that you can start donating towards now.
1. As soon as Chris Gethard raises $750 he will do the show naked. So if you start donating now, we could reach that goal before the 28th, and he will have to start the show naked!
2. Don Fanelli will wax his body. For 400 dollars, he will wax his back on stage. If he raises 500 dollars, he will wax his back, chest, and stomach on stage. If he raises 750 dollars on stage, he will wax his back, chest, stomach, and asshole on stage. If he raises 1,000 dollars, he will sing “Come Sail Away” while all of the aforementioned body parts are being waxed. Lets put fear into Fanelli’s asshole and start donating now!
3. Will Hines is giving up his spot on the Stepfathers. For a donation of $20 you can enter yourself into a raffle to win Will Hine’s spot in the first half of a Stepfather’s show. Show Will that you can make us better and get that $20 dollars together!
4. I, Shannon O’Neill will shave my head if I raise $5,000. And when I say Shave, I mean SHAVE, BALDTOWN. People are telling me I am an idiot for doing this and that the price is too high. But you can’t make me feel stupid for raising money and the price is only high if you are a cold hearted person, sorry! Yes, If I shave my head, it will effect me. My auditioning will grind to a hault for a couple of months, people will stare at me, I’ll have to explain the story a LOT. But that is 2 months of my life where I am slightly inconvenienced. There are families and children out there that are affected for their ENTIRE lives because of premature birth, birth defects, and infant mortality. So If I can give 2 months of my life to help prevent someone else from going through what is actually a shitty time, then I will SHAVE MY HEAD BALD. The person that donates the most towards my stunt, will have the honor of shaving my head. (you must be present at the show).
There will also be smaller priced activities at the show, like throwing eggs at someone’s chest, paying for a paintball to be shot at another performer. Real fun stuff.
Lets all have fun, do weird stuff and RAISE A SHIT TON OF MONEY!
Edit: I was given $1 last night, so I only have $4,999 to go.
