concoctedconversations: Everyone:  Excuse me miss, I ordered a Coke, not Diet Coke. Waitress:  I know, I brought you a regular Coke. Everyone looks down and inspects the can. Everyone:  Whoa, what the fuck! Waitress:  Yeah, they changed the can. Everyone:  WHAT THE FUCK?!? Waitress:  Yeah, it’s kinda confusing. Everyone:  I AM SERIOUSLY LOSING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW! Waitress:  I think it’s to raise awareness for polar bears or something. Everyone:  I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING WRITING A LETTER! I’M NOT GOING TO DO IT BUT I SERIOUSLY AM CONSIDERING WRITING A LETTER! I AM “THINKING-ABOUT-WRITING-A-LETTER” PISSED OFF! I THOUGHT I ONLY EVER GOT THIS MAD ABOUT STUFF THAT REALLY MATTERS, LIKE WHEN FACEBOOK CHANGES THEIR USER INTERFACE! Waitress:  Yeah, they probably should have changed it to something that doesn’t look exactly like a Diet Coke can. Everyone:  I FEEL LIKE SHOOTING A FUCKING PERSON! Waitress:  Can you keep your voice down please? This is a family restaurant. Everyone looks over at a table of kids. Children:  What the fuck is with these new Coke cans? View high resolution

concoctedconversations:

Everyone:  Excuse me miss, I ordered a Coke, not Diet Coke.

Waitress:  I know, I brought you a regular Coke.

Everyone looks down and inspects the can.

Everyone:  Whoa, what the fuck!

Waitress:  Yeah, they changed the can.

Everyone:  WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Waitress:  Yeah, it’s kinda confusing.

Everyone:  I AM SERIOUSLY LOSING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW!

Waitress:  I think it’s to raise awareness for polar bears or something.

Everyone:  I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING WRITING A LETTER! I’M NOT GOING TO DO IT BUT I SERIOUSLY AM CONSIDERING WRITING A LETTER! I AM “THINKING-ABOUT-WRITING-A-LETTER” PISSED OFF! I THOUGHT I ONLY EVER GOT THIS MAD ABOUT STUFF THAT REALLY MATTERS, LIKE WHEN FACEBOOK CHANGES THEIR USER INTERFACE!

Waitress:  Yeah, they probably should have changed it to something that doesn’t look exactly like a Diet Coke can.

Everyone:  I FEEL LIKE SHOOTING A FUCKING PERSON!

Waitress:  Can you keep your voice down please? This is a family restaurant.

Everyone looks over at a table of kids.

Children:  What the fuck is with these new Coke cans?

(Reblogged from concoctedconversations)

Notes

  1. joshuajabbour reblogged this from concoctedconversations
  2. kinnermode reblogged this from concoctedconversations
  3. concoctedconversations posted this