There should be a tumblr documenting video game MacGuffins and other illogical plot elements…
Most days I would just sit at my desk in the warehouse and wonder: “Does my company really benefit at all by having a conveyor belt that leads to a sharp drop off? And if so, is it dangerous to have it at ground level?”
Then I remembered that one time when a bad guy got into a fight on it and then was jump kicked over the edge. “That was probably a good thing,” I thought.
But then I remembered how many of my own employees, good guys, had died as a result of that conveyor belt and how many lawsuits were being filed against me.
I can’t remember what I ended up doing.
